Well, here it is. The very first heavy snow of the year has landed and I don't like it a bit. You see, I am not like the rest of people around who are excited with snow and skiing and stuff. I can't care less for the Christmas mood. Winter is definitely not my favorite season, I like spring much better. All I think about now is the slippery roads and consequent ice everywhere in a matter of days, falling down and breaking your body parts (stupid!) and above all, the dirty slush that will be there for months staring at you and mocking your dislike of the season. Hell, allow me to freely state that I genuinely disgust it.
Postulate 1. Where the hell is global warming? Cuz, sure as hell, I don't see it around here!
Postulate 2. It never snows in Florida.
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Their concern about Global Warming refers to the way that chicks use to cloth themselves in the warm, and that hurts every human being. And it gets worse and worse,...
I just can't f-ing believe that I wrote this once!
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