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Scene from the episode "The Stand-In" of season 5 of TV series Seinfeld.

[Setting: Jerry's apartment]

Jerry: (hangs up the phone): Hey!

Elaine: Hello!

Jerry: So?

Elaine: What?

Jerry: Come on, how was your date?

Elaine: Oh, the date. The date.

Jerry: Yeah, how was it?

Elaine: Interesting.

Jerry: Really?

Elaine: Oh ya!

Jerry: Why? What happened?

Elaine: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this...

Jerry: Just put it!

Elaine: He took it out.

Jerry: (confused) He what?

Elaine: He took (blow on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

Jerry: He took what out?

Elaine: It!

Jerry: He took it, out?

Elaine: Yessiree Bob.

Jerry: He couldn't.

Elaine: He did.

Jerry: (motions of making out) Well, you were involved in some sort of amorous...

Elaine: Noooo.

Jerry: You mean he just...

Elaine: Yes.

Jerry: Are you sure?

Elaine: Oh quite.

Jerry: There was no mistaking it?

Elaine: (looks straight in the eyes) Jerry?

Jerry: So you were talking, (Elaine making agreement sound "mmm") you're having a pleasant conversation, (Elaine making agreement sound "mmm") then all of a sudden...

Elaine: Yeah.

Jerry: It.

Elaine: It.

Jerry: Out.

Elaine: Out.

Jerry: Well I, I can't believe his. I know Phil, he, he's a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be?

Elaine: Oh it be. (sarcastically) you got any other friends you want to set me up with?

(Kramer enters)

Kramer: Hey...(to Elaine) hey how was your date with Phil Titola?

Elaine: He took it out.

(Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his spine)

Kramer: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's inhuman!

(Scene ends)