This is something I read a while ago, can't remember where or when so my apologies to the author for not giving any reference but anyway, it's about a few curious questions (presumably between a father and son) about an important thing in human's life i.e. sex. I think it is worth reading as some of the analogies are interesting and funny but it doesn't necessarily reflect my personal opinions.
Q: What is sex?
A: Sex is fundamentally a dirty thing, it's like picking your nose. It should be done every now and then (very essential to do since if you don't do it, you go crazy) but you have to be discreet and not perform it in public [very preferable!]...and you shouldn't talk about it much with others [too preserved?] as it is kind of a private matter and you shouldn't definitely be obsessed with picking your nose as it is not healthy.
Q: Why women enjoy sex more than men?
A: Well, when you pick your nose, it's mostly your nose who enjoys it rather than your finger. The finger may enjoy it at times but not as much. It's the nose that gets more of the satisfaction.
Q: Why women can't have sex during their monthly periods?
A: You never pick your nose with your finger when your nose is bleeding, do you?
Q: Why women don't like to be raped?
A: How would you like it if you're walking in the street and some stranger comes forward, rips your clothes and picks your nose by force, ha?
It's a pity I don't remember all the questions.
2 comments:
Funny how well the analogy works.
I always new rape was bad, but since men can't be raped I was not sure how it could feel. But now it's clear :)
I guess it's a bit more joyful than picking your nose!!
by the way, "men can't be raped", mmmmmm ,ha, weird. Does the word "Jail" ring a bell?, no?
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